I love life, but life just want to be friends

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via cptj-wings-of-freedom)

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2 days ago

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via cptj-wings-of-freedom)

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175223
Posted
2 days ago

What was your fanboy moment on Game of Thrones? (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

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Posted
2 days ago

remember-etiquette:

I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST. 

I REALLY DID. 

(Source: iraffiruse, via twofingerswhiskey)

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Posted
2 days ago
whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

what other possibility is there?

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

what other possibility is there?

(via twofingerswhiskey)

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68666
Posted
2 days ago

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

(via pinuppussycat)

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Posted
2 days ago
tourtured-soul:

When your playing Kim kardashian Hollywood and Simon calls with another event

tourtured-soul:

When your playing Kim kardashian Hollywood and Simon calls with another event

(via pinuppussycat)

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Posted
2 days ago

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

(via twofingerswhiskey)

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Posted
2 days ago